In one of my Viking groups, someone posted the typical I am Viking poser image. I replied:
“Spikey leather and eye liner are not a Viking’s tells. His scars and beating heart are. So stop posting pictures of you playing with your nipples.”
I love trashing on the Billy Bad Ass folk who think they are Vikings. If you want to demonstrate the hardness of your soul: Sit in a chair in front of your toilet. Using neither leg and only one arm, get your pants down, transfer, shit, wipe your ass, flush and transfer back. Now do that a few hundred times without offing your self.
I admit, I was feeling sorry for myself because they figure I cant scrub toilet on my own. After a month of depression, I’ve decided instead I will be proud of messing it up on my own.
Can i get a hazzah for the shitter!