Does he weight more than a duck?

The strangest thing happened to me today, I was outted as a Witch.  This is especially confusing as I do not consider myself Wiccan anymore.  I pass for Catholic, but please do not think Roman Catholic.  Digging on the new Pope but can not get over some of the old popes.  Now when I considered myself Wiccan, I never once remember someone pointing their finger at me the way they did in that Monte Python sketch: He’s a witch!

It didnt happen in person.  Even though I am all gimped up, I am still entirely too ugly for folk to walk up and pick a fight over nothing.  Nope, this was in a pepper forum of all places.  Punch line is my avatar on facebook has a duck on my shoulders.

Off to the scales!

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